But I won't.
And sometimes you have to tell yourself that that's okay.
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“you are what you eat”
Oh my gosh I’m dying Martin!!!!!!!
Source: eatasammich
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
Source: internetfeet
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money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Source: peregr1ne
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jared is basically the size of a door
I looked at this and looked at my door like 5 times…
i just looked at my door too and i jumped
I just went and stood in front of my door
Source: pleaseimbeyonce
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